Special Preview: Eustace & Hitomi and the Case of the Empty Promises

MAIDENSTEAD'S OWN EUSTACE DELMONT IS ON THE CASE OF THE EMPTY 'PROMISES' from Maidenstead Monitor . October 22, 2000. " How will he juggle the possibly strangest case of his career with his upcoming wedding?" Maidenstead, AL. Sunday, October 21, 2000. 2pm. Maidenstead Art Center, 2nd Floor. Alphy Clark's Clothing Shop. 10 days before the wedding of Hitomi Meyer and Eustace Delmont. "Hey, Alphy, give me a cigarette. I promise not to strangle you." "Nah uh, girl. You know better. By the way, have you told him, yet?" Hitomi sighs deeply. From the waist down, she is in the bottom half of a very beautiful wedding dress designed by Alphy himself. Above the waist, Hitomi is nude and exposed to the world at large. Well, not so much the world at large but a small curtained off section of the Maidenstead Textile Mill — repurposed into the Maidenstead Art Center, a hipster mall full of more artists and craftsfolk than you wo...